- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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