Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Anti Joke

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