Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Why so serious ?

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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