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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Killing your friend as a joke.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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