Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Anti Joke

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