- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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