- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

Justin with a hat.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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