Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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