- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Chris is hairy

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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