Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

this website is a bad joke

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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