Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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