- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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