- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

a. why? b. because I wanted

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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