A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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