- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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