- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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