How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Do you play piano? No

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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