- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Take part of what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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