- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

bangers and mash?

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Women's rights.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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