- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Turkey Balls

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

My mom

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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