- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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