Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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