- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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