A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Women drivers...

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Black people

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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