when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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