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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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