- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? hope

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

I am quite mature.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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