- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the car!

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

What is better than life? Nothing.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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