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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A Chinese man fails a math test

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