- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Killing your friend as a joke.

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