Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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