- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

there once was a black man who played basketball

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Andoni was here

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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