- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Killing your friend as a joke.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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