- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

why dont they make black forks

this website is a bad joke

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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