- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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