- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

why dont they make black forks

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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