How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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