Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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