Want to hear a joke? No.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Badabing.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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