What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Diarrhea

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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