Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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where's mom I killed her

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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