- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

whats black and strange a paki

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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