- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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