- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

women's rights

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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