- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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