- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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