Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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