- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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