What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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