- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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