- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What did the man with no head say to the women?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Blacks

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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