- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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