Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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Justin with a hat.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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