- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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