What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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