What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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