- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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