So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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