Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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