- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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