- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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