roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Guest what in the butt

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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