- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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