Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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guess what what ...

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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