- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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