Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Golf.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Once upon a time a was born

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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