Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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where's mom I killed her

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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