Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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