whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Anti Joke

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