The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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whats a joke

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Lololol

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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