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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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