Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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