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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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