Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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