What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

this website is a bad joke

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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