- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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