Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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