- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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