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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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