- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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