Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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