How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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