- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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