Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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