Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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