- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Golf.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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