kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Why so serious ?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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