- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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