What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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