- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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