- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Ben Corbishley

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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