Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Anti Joke

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