- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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