what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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