- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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