- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

women's rights.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

How you know when dislextic

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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