- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

knock knock... ...no answer

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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