- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Albino African Americans

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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