- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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