- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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