- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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