,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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