- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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