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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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