- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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