- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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