- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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