- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Rylan Clark

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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