- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

why am I writing this...im bored

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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